My Stomach Hurts

I eat so much crap. I'm not sure why. I mean, besides the taste. Chocolate is my biggest vice, but all kinds of junk appeal to me. It sucks. I sometimes feel as though I have no control over what I eat, and that's just not right.

In unrelated news, I am obsessed with Animal Planet's "Animal Police". I shouldn't watch it, because it makes me so angry, I want to beat down the idiots who neglect/abuse their animals.