Excuse Me While I Pet My Bunny

May is National Masturbation Month. Which is awesome. Just the other day I decided that skinning the salmon would make a great euphemism for a guy cranking one out. I must admit to being a little disappointed that there aren't more sly ways of talking about what a single woman gets up to late at night. Double clicking the mouse. Petting the bunny/kitty/some other soft, furry animal that stands in for the cooch. Jilling off (I really don't like that one. But then again, I don't like it's masculine equivalent either.) Someone should write a list....

Hee! I like Tossing the Pink Salad the best.

http://www.starma.com/penis/pinky/pinky.html

Leave it to the Brits to make masturbation sound like doing your taxes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A427204