May is National Masturbation Month. Which is awesome. Just the other day I decided that skinning the salmon would make a great euphemism for a guy cranking one out. I must admit to being a little disappointed that there aren't more sly ways of talking about what a single woman gets up to late at night. Double clicking the mouse. Petting the bunny/kitty/some other soft, furry animal that stands in for the cooch. Jilling off (I really don't like that one. But then again, I don't like it's masculine equivalent either.) Someone should write a list....
Hee! I like Tossing the Pink Salad the best.
http://www.starma.com/penis/pinky/pinky.html
Leave it to the Brits to make masturbation sound like doing your taxes.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A427204
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All hail masturbation! Like Woody Allen said to Diane Keaton in "Annie Hall", "Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love!" Truer words were never spoken my friends! Truly one of the joys of life in my most humble and ancient opinion!
Everybody join in the festivities and celebrate National Masturbation. Furthermore may it always by May in your pants! More I cannot wish you my friends!
Mike
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